A Clue about Mitt Romney's Plans?

I came across a Google ad on a blog site -- and I could not resist the urge to click. I don't ususally click on ads. But someone was selling Mitt Romney for President stuff.

Being from Massachusetts where we are all wondering about Governor Romney's plans ... well, I had to know: Was it a clue?

Nope.

It turns out that this outfit has their bases covered. They have also produced identically designed paraphernalia for Rudy Guiliani, Rick Santorum, George Pataki, Jeb Bush, John McCain, Condi Rice, Dick Cheney, Bill Owens, Colin Powell, Bill Frist, and "Arnold" .

Of course, since this is also a far-right har-har site -- don't be shocked or surprised to see the Kerry for President of France thong.

(Want freedom fries with that?)

On closer inspection, there are many amusing "pro-Bush, Pro GOP" items you may also enjoy. Such as the I Love Bush Thong. There is also a Merry Christmas thong, featuring a photo of a grinning George Bush with a Santa hat on.

But just case the White House scandals knock you out of the umm, Christmas spirit, not to worry. There are thongs featuring all of the GOP presidential possibilities -- except Chuck Hagel and Roy Moore.

There is a 30 day money back guarantee too -- just in case your favorite GOP dream candidate doesn't work out.